ext_54521 ([identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/doctor_k_/) wrote in [personal profile] sqbr 2008-11-11 08:52 am (UTC)

Tell him kangaroos don't hug. They'll scratch you, and disembowel you with their hindlegs. The only time they might put their arms around you is so they can scratch your back and tear away your flesh.
In my experience treating kangaroo victims, that is.

Roo is tasty, lean, humanely harvested, and so much more environmentally good than beef or sheep.

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