Please don't feed me poison

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Before I forget: I want to remind people that the list of foods I can't eat is now pretty much longer than the list of ones I can, so you probably shouldn't get me food for my birthday. Gluten, soy, and dairy are just the most common problems. In case any of you are feeling brave enough to try here's all the stuff I can't eat but I may have forgotten something, and gluten and soy are sneaky.