The idea of myself being in a romantic-type relationship is completely sickening, but some people think that'll be fixed when I fall in true love.

There was one woman at work who just KEPT going "oh you'll meet the right boy one day, don't worry", even when I asked her to stop because it was getting offensive, and finally I snapped and went "how would you like it if I said you were just waiting for the right girl to become gay, don't worry, it'll happen one day?" and - and she got so upset with me, how dare I say something like that about her.

Urrrgh oh god I am so glad I don't work with her anymore. She brings up nothing but angry memories.

I have pretty strict necessities to find characters attractive, mostly centered around their hairstyle and degree of waistcoatedness and accordionedness - my attraction is much, much more on the physical level than any of my friends' attractions (I don't understand crushing on a character who is hideously ugly because their personality is attractive).

But I don't find real people attractive.