it probably says something terrible about me that the one i like most is 'crush the feet of your enemies'. also i would love to be able to wear shoes i can't walk in! which, given the state of my joints + need for orthotics, is 90% of shoes that are made anyway. ballet flats. i'd love to wear ballet flats!

also, you always have a lap available for kitties. (or bunnies or puppies or the furry animal of your choice.)