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Two things about Russel T Davies the world did not need to know: he has issues with fat people and a real thing for maid uniforms. (I'm sure it's just a matter of time before Donna gets into one)
Torchwood Episode One: Spike/Angel slash (unsouled and souled respectively) made flesh, no wonder everyone recommends this season :)
Dr Who:
Christmas Special: Not everywhere on Earth celebrates Christmas!
Ooohhh...so you'll ask Kylie Minogue to travel with you pretty much the moment you meet her, but if it's some middle aged guy you'll just reject and abandon him in a snow covered field on an alien planet, huh? Nice.
Overall his preferences seem to go:
Timelord > Blonde > Redhead > Black/brunette >> balding middle aged man
With "I will tie you up and keep in my TARDIS for ever and ever" at one end and "I travel alone (yes even though I just asked someone else to go with me, she was prettier than you)" at the other.
Episode One: Yes, that's right, Martha was brilliant and you treated her like crap, NOW you realise it. Idiot.
OMG tiny little adorable monsters made of FAT. Did I mention the issues with fatness?
Episode 2: Ok, yes, she is theoretically in a toga, but it looks more like an empire line dress to me. Still, points for trying.
Episode 3: Stop the presses, slavery is bad. Who'd have thunk it? Still, how could he have been expected to notice that, he was distracted! By Stuff! It's a complex concept to grasp, ok?
In conclusion: If I wrote fanfic, I would totally do an AU about The Doctor and Mr Copper traveling the universe together. (With Bannakaffalatta and Astrid happily married on some distant more open minded planet)
Torchwood Episode One: Spike/Angel slash (unsouled and souled respectively) made flesh, no wonder everyone recommends this season :)
Dr Who:
Christmas Special: Not everywhere on Earth celebrates Christmas!
Ooohhh...so you'll ask Kylie Minogue to travel with you pretty much the moment you meet her, but if it's some middle aged guy you'll just reject and abandon him in a snow covered field on an alien planet, huh? Nice.
Overall his preferences seem to go:
Timelord > Blonde > Redhead > Black/brunette >> balding middle aged man
With "I will tie you up and keep in my TARDIS for ever and ever" at one end and "I travel alone (yes even though I just asked someone else to go with me, she was prettier than you)" at the other.
Episode One: Yes, that's right, Martha was brilliant and you treated her like crap, NOW you realise it. Idiot.
OMG tiny little adorable monsters made of FAT. Did I mention the issues with fatness?
Episode 2: Ok, yes, she is theoretically in a toga, but it looks more like an empire line dress to me. Still, points for trying.
Episode 3: Stop the presses, slavery is bad. Who'd have thunk it? Still, how could he have been expected to notice that, he was distracted! By Stuff! It's a complex concept to grasp, ok?
In conclusion: If I wrote fanfic, I would totally do an AU about The Doctor and Mr Copper traveling the universe together. (With Bannakaffalatta and Astrid happily married on some distant more open minded planet)
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My entire reason for watching the show :D
Also, is it just me or are all christmas specials (or holiday specials if you prefer the term) always lame.
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