I know I don't normally do these...

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How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape	HotNot
Hours left until your suspension	25
Your crime	Posting drabbles longer than 100 words.
Who reported you	miss_kittylix
Your fate	Back the next day on one of your many sockpuppet accounts.

Via baby_elvis

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[elaran.livejournal.com]

erm, the first three sections should read elaran, 3 and HOT respectively.